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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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  • harry potters son: dad what if im a slytherin
  • harry potter: well son as i know how it feels to be expected to live up to some reputation you barely understand im gonna say im entirely okay with you being in any house youre placed in and not expect you to live up to the legacy of your name like i had to because thats an unfair burden to place on a child
  • harry potters son: thanks dad
  • harry potter: no problem neville rubeus potter


when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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I realized I was crazy after I stopped sleeping in my bed because I liked having it perfectly made and slept on my floor for six months.


cinematic excellence 

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Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

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From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just f*cks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing


My hero

“I have been Caucasian for nearly all of my life”

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listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

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somebody please tell me how a twilight porn fanfiction ended up as a best seller and got a movie adaptation

(Scroll down to the yellow highlighted post)

damn, what a bitch

Please read the post. The author of Fifty Shades essentially used people, ripped off other fanfic writers, and used what was originally intended for charity as a stepping stone for profit. The only reason her fanfic got popular was because she spammed it and reused existing, popular tropes created by others. And she regularly blocks even her FANS from “bothering” her on any website after milking them for all they were worth to get her on the top of the list on Amazon.

"She used the community to get her book (most ideas created by the community itself) to #1 then essentially shut the door on them all."

This person is basically trash, and she doesn’t even care that people can see it.

gotta be totally honest i dislike FSOG much less knowing that its little more than a dispassionate calculated opportunistic scheme. like, fair enough

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